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There are very few reasons I would be jealous of Khloe Kardashian. Firstly, she looks like a pre-op transsexual - an especially unfortunate one. Secondly, she has two ridiculously good looking sisters, that's just awkward. She's basically the Kardashian version of that one memeber of the boyband that no one remembers, the short one that stands at the back and occasionally gets to do a harmony if he's lucky, except she's not short she's giant. However, that woman has a shoe collection that deserves serious respect. It's a Louboutin mecca bordering on disgustingly excessive and I honestly think it would cause any normal human being a moral internal struggle.

I'm not going to go into the morality of owning such a such a self indulgent collection because who's to say I wouldn't do exactly the same if I had a huge inheritance and shamless reality tv career. There is no way she's worn all of these shoes, or ever will, we all have a favourite pair that we totally kill. I doubt millionairesses are any different, although their favourite pair of shoes are more likely to be Alexander McQueen rather than TOPSHOP.

Alexander McQueen continues to prove itself as the ultimate rockstar of high fashion with these stud-embellished white python and leather ankle boots. Of course they come at the rockstar price of £1,295.